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1. What objects when viewed a box, but if held a round?
   replied: Symbol OSIS in high school girl outfit!
    
2. Why boys do not need to use pads?
   answer: If you use, later mistaken for a hotdog!
    
3. Bulat, long, black, middle thigh, what hayo?
   answer: people climbing electric poles
    
4. Apa different tires with condoms?
   answered: If a car tire suddenly leaking, lives can be lost, if condoms leak, can add life!
    

Funny Stories for Small Children

A boy aged four years was eating an apple in the backseat of a car on the way home from school.

He asked his father who was driving, "Well, why apelku turn into brown color?"

"Because," replied the father explained, "After you eat the skin, the flesh of apples that will be directly in contact with air, which causes the pulp oxidized with molecules that can alter the structure of the apple, so apple eventually change color. "

After the father finished explaining, the atmosphere became quiet for a while, until suddenly the boy asked in a low voice, "Well, Dad was talking to me huh?"

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Girls flirt Kick

There was a man named Panjul Read articles from the internet, and by accident he found an interesting article to dicobal namely about how to meet girls. One way is to start a conversation like this:

Guy: "Excuse me, I want to ask.'ve got a screwdriver, no?"
She: "What? Sorry I Do not have .."
Guy: "If mobile number has not it?"